Ninafat's Man On The Street excitedly reported spotting a van this evening. Exciting news in itself (everyone loves a good van), but this wasn't just any van. This was a Google Maps van!
It appears that we are soon to be on the map. In astonishing detail. As-you-undress-tonight-I'd-stay-away-from-the-windows level of detail. People have recognised their cats from these maps.
The cats were doing what they always do, which is the beauty of cats. People get caught doing things they wouldn't like to admit they do because they are inferior animals unable to live as they please. Cats never get caught doing anything surprising because they do what they like right in your face. In fact, they subtly prefer it.
Oh the unsuspecting denziens of Melbourne, how many illicit trysts, how many joints behind the bike sheds, how many underwear adjustments have been captured for the world's amusement today?
Since my life is currently devoid of anything other than as the crow flies orthodox behaviour, I have nothing to fear. Which is a bit embarrassing in itself. I believe that every day you should do at least one thing you hope no one saw you do.
Otherwise, when you're abducted by aliens and put on display in an extra-terrestrial wildlife reserve, you won't miss anything at all. And that would be a shame.
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