Small dogs rooting their snoopy toys under cafe tables. He knew it was a bit dodgy because whenever someone walked past, he would act all innocent, like 'what? I'm chewing here, GOD!'
If this strikes you as hilariously misguided, remember that you probably employed the same defense when you were 13 and got caught with, well, whatever you got caught with.
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I can't believe you shattered my identity with one blog entry! I was devastated when I saw this photo Nina, I thought I was unique, I thought I was an individual... I though I was the only one busted humping chew toys under coffee tables!
Any images you may have of creatures gnawing at themselves whilst wearing a banana costume and a giant foam finger, you can keep to yourself, I am hereby declaring such an act to be mine, and mine alone.
hehehehehehehehehehehe
Yes ma'am. So I guess I'll have to cancel the Peversions of Jocasta 2008 Calendar, then? Shame.
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